HE USES HIS ASS TO WIPE HIS FACE!! ALLAH SAVE HIS SOUL!! MASHALLAH!!!

2007-02-10T09:20:00.000-08:00

http://ishi.blog2.fc2.com/blog-entry-158.html

2007-01-17T05:00:00.000-08:00

OMFA its been such a long time since i last blogged!So many things have happened!!OMFAOMFAOMFAOMFAOMFAOMFALLAH!Ok so A's are over and I went to Fukuoka/Nagasaki/Kagoshima/Kumamoto/can't remember where else(we just took a train around Japan) for a holiday but it was kinda ruined by one uncle who refused to spend money over there cause he wanted to freaking save money which is totally retarded

2006-09-25T06:29:00.000-07:00

Shit Hady won.THE ONLY REASON WE DIE IS BECAUSE WE ACCEPT THE INEVITABILITY.- STEWIE GRIFFIN

2006-09-17T00:46:00.000-07:00

You know I seriously don't wanna say that muslims are dumb, but they are seriously dumb.Ok not ALL muslims, only those that appear on the news. Seriously its really embarrassing. Don't those muslims have any shame?Quote from yahoo news:Pope Benedict XVI "sincerely regrets" offending Muslims with his reference to an obscure medieval text that characterizes some of the teachings of Islam's founder

2006-09-04T06:05:00.000-07:00

OMFA OMFA OMFA OMFA WHAT THE F-YOU-CK IS HAPPENING TO OUR WORLD?!?!!?!FIRST, PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET. I MEAN WHAT THE F-YOU-CK?!?PLUTO WAS PROBABLY THE CUTEST PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM AND NOW ITS NOT PART OF IT ANYMORE?! OMFA ITS LIKE KICKING EVA LONGORIA OUT OFDESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!!AND NOW STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD!!!! OH SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Ok he was kinda annoying at times. But

2006-08-15T05:13:00.000-07:00

I can't take it any longer. If I hold this shit inside I'm going to die.This is so f-you-cking irritating.I'm not self centered nor do I think the world revolves around me.I asked everyone involved and a few not involved and everyone says NO. Only you think that way.Yeah I ask proslyn if there was anything wrong with the way I treated her. Answer: NO!I asked Samuel if there was anything wrong

2006-07-26T06:33:00.000-07:00

Something superf-you-ckingimpossibly awesome happened.Whats in the bag?Oh yeah I bet you smart ass bitches think you know whats in the bag.ITS A BOX!!And I'm guessing that you smart ass bitches think you're so smart and think that you know whats in the box.Well.................................I'm too lazy to comtinue posting pics. Another day bitches. :)SABOTAGED!!!

2006-07-17T09:52:00.000-07:00

Shit my dad dosen't want to give me the money for the shoes.This really sucks. No sbtg dunks for me then.Whee hee hua la la cry :'(IF YOUR PARENTS DON'T GIVE YOU MONEY, IT MEANS THAT THEY DON'T LOVE YOU!! TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME!!!

2006-07-15T05:50:00.000-07:00

Shit one pair of the sbtg sb is gonna cost like $230. F-you-ck now I need $460.Time to leech some from my dad.Or if anyone wants to give me the money, email me before thursday thanksWhee hee hua la la cry :'(STUDY STUDY STUDY CRY :'( !!!

2006-06-28T12:44:00.000-07:00

Clip from the Maury Show. Its super f-you-cking funny!http://youtube.com/watch?v=29MCn4K1QIM&mode=related&search=maury%20povich"Baby don't look nothing like me! Baby don't got no jheri curls! Baby ain't got no jewelry"Sigh the ang mohs...Sammy dee showed me this awesome video clip of ite students doing what they do best.http://youtube.com/watch?v=FtJTQSff0ogAnd there is this woman called Terra

2006-06-27T22:14:00.000-07:00

Actually come to think of it, I need two pairs of the sbtg dunk. One to wear and one to resell.F-you-ck now I need $400.OMFA SOMEBODY GIMME $400!!!

2006-06-26T00:20:00.000-07:00

Someone buy me this SBTG nike dunk low sb please.Its only gonna be about SGD$200. Thanks ;)And this Gucci dunk high too.I'm not really sure about the price of this one, but it'll prolly cost you a bomb. And it'll prolly be damn difficult to find. No Gucci dunks for me then :(Electrico's new album is finally out and it rocks a lotta caramel socks. Go buy it bitches.Don't download! Support the

2006-06-23T10:35:00.000-07:00

Singaporean men are blind.The fhm top 10 sexiest ladies are all in the wrong f-you-cking order.How the f-you-ck did Ann Kok and Linda Liao get placed above Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba?!?!HOW IN THE BLAZING F-YOU-CK DID SUCH A F-YOU-CKING THING HAPPEN?!And how the hell the Steph Song get the top spot? She totally disappeared from the scene when channel i closed down. And suddenly she is

2006-06-05T16:02:00.000-07:00

Guess what? I got bored again. But this time I went to a gay channel. Dood beech taught me an sam de oh ohhh la la how to go in.My nick is LonelyTom(sammy taught me what type of nick to use)Apparently all the people there seriously wanna have sex. I type so much shit on the main page and only a few people were bored enough to reply me. The rest were prolly busy having sex with their

2006-06-05T11:13:00.000-07:00

2006-06-03T08:04:00.000-07:00

I was damn bored, so I decided to go to irc to fool some people. Its really amazing how stupid and persistent some of these people are. My nick was "sexgirl". The only way to get the attention of these pervs is to make sure your nick contains the word "sex".Idiot 1:[10:03] hisu> hiz[10:03] hisu> cyber?[10:04] hisu> horny now?[10:04] girlsex> hahahahaha[10:04] hisu> intro pls[10:04] hisu> wan

2006-05-20T11:47:00.000-07:00

The Da Vinci Code movie totally sucked ass. I feel so cheated after watching it. The entire movie was so patchy and confusing. If I had not read the book, I would have been totally lost.But the thing which irritates me most is that they left out all the small details which they could have easily included. Like Sophie's green eyes. I'm sure they could afford Audrey Tautou a pair of contacts. And

2006-05-14T06:19:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SenKxYgHs3U&search=dragonforceYou guys just sat on a roller coaster.This video gave me goosebumps. His fingers moved so freaking fast. Its a wonder how come his guitar did not catch fire or vaporize.Anyways, some other funny stuff:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plSfKHZZwZ4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waGPBMHv8aM&eurlHARD GAY ROCKS MY CARAMEL SOCKS!! HOOOOOOOO!!!

2006-05-05T01:32:00.001-07:00

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/supermanreturns/trailer2/Superman would have been quite a cool movie if the actor didn't look like such a pansy ass pussy.Anyways like after one month of waiting, IT FINALLY FREAKING ARRIVED!!LIKE OMFA THE MOST ORGASMIC SHOE OF THE MOMENT!!*starts having multiple orgasms and foaming at the mouth*Thanks Pen and Pen's converse friend!!And I bought a Futura Labs

2006-04-30T22:43:00.000-07:00

Damn f-you-ck I've got the shits.My ass has been running non stop since 7.30 this morning. No matter how hard I try to plug the hole, the shit just keeps flowing out.Well at least it beats the time I got projectile diahorrea.Screw you prata and kimchi noodles with eggs!!PIMP BRYANBOY!!

2006-04-28T11:08:00.000-07:00

OMFA Bryanboy is having this "pimp my fat ass on the internet" thing and the person who pimps him the most gets like a DOLCE & GABBANA dog tag. I hope its me!! :DPimp his fat ass! I said pimp it you bastard!I'll just advertise him a lil on my blog.Anyways, Bryanboy is like the most super bitchy slutty rich gay ever!! And he is like freaking cool and funny!!!And with my power as king, I shall

2006-04-28T09:46:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored and hungry. I got lots of stuff to bitch about but I'm too lazy to type it all out.Anyways, with my status as KING OF THE WORLD, I shall declare:The best food: Sashimi, Pizza.The best music genre: Indie, rock.The best anime: Eureka 7, fullmetal alchemist.The best tv shows: Desperate housewives, Lost, Grey's anatomy.The best movies: Scary movie 1, 2, 3, 4.(I haven't watched 4 yet, but

2006-04-21T10:36:00.000-07:00

Oh man I'm so bored. I just went on a spamming spree and I spammed a gay blog's tagboard.www.colinandkero.blogspot.comSpam them when you are free ok :)Anyways, these pair of gays are idiots. One of them got like 25 points for L1R4.I mean like wtf?! How is that possible?!And both of them type and take neoprints like twits.DaRLiNgzZ LuRbExx MeE. WhEn mOi dAr dAr HuGGiEzZ mE iI FeeLzZ sO LuRbExxEd.

2006-04-14T23:38:00.000-07:00

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/b.harbison1/argos.htmThis condom is fit for a king. A king like me!!Some other cool stuff. If you are ugly, please do not click on the links.http://ishi.blog2.fc2.com/blog-entry-158.htmlhttp://www11.ocn.ne.jp/~origami/phototop.htmThese two links are freaking funny!!http://hedonistica.com/yt.php?path=http://www.youtube.com/v/6QXUXQ8miHshttp://www.wimp.com/niggas/I EAT,

2006-04-01T09:49:00.000-08:00

OMFA MADDOX'S BOOK IS GONNA BE RELEASED SOON!!OMFAOMFAOMFA I'M LIKE HAVING MULTIPLE ORGASMS NOW!!I HOPE THE BOOK MAKES IT TO SINGAPORE!!But chances are...:(http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/MADDOX KICKS ASS!!!

2006-03-31T05:10:00.000-08:00

My form teacher is so nice. I can't believe that those ugly people actually did such a horrendous thing to him. I'm not sure who did it, but its one of the guys in that group with the fugliest piss of shit in it.Ya my J1 econs teacher kicked a lot of ass. He is like one of the best teachers ever. But different teachers have different teaching styles. Morever, the topics we are learning now are

2006-03-18T08:48:00.000-08:00

Oh man V for Vendetta kicked so much ass.It kicked so much ass that I shit my pants.I won't mind paying $8.50/$9.50 to watch it again.Shit blogger is pulling some shit on me and I can't upload a picture of V's mask. Screw you biatches at blogger!!Anyways, V for Vendetta kicked ass and V for vendetta kicked ass. So watch it you bitches!Oh ya did I mention that V for Vendetta kicked ass? Ok then V

2006-03-16T04:06:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSzUe3ZQvxQThis loser can't afford a double neck guitar. And he is playing such a stupid song.A double neck guitar beats the shit out of a normal guitar.Justin king's double neck. HeArTzZ.Michael Angelo's double neck. HeArTzZxXx. I have no idea how the hell Michael Angelo plays his guitar. Just a picture of him posing with it makes it look like porn.Oh and he has a

2006-03-10T02:53:00.000-08:00

Ok if you guys are observant enough, you would have noticed that another person has shamelessly added himself as a user on my blog. Ya and this person only knows how to post pictures without any descriptions.Pictures - descriptions = BORING *YaWnZzZ*So now I have to edit all his posts and give the pictures some description. So ma fan. So read the previous few posts for the picture descriptions

2006-03-10T02:51:00.002-08:00

More of Mdm Kok and her son.

2006-03-10T02:51:00.001-08:00

Ok everything so f-you-cking messy now and I'm very irritated because Samuel did not use any logical thinking when he used one post for one picture and now I must waste a lot of time editing the stuff. So just piece the stuff together yourself.

2006-03-10T02:51:00.000-08:00

Samuel is such a f-you-cking idiot. He actually posted one picture per post.What the blazing f-you-ck was he thinking?!Anyways this is Mdm Kok's(my J1 chemistry teacher) son.He hates Samuel(her son and I have one thing in common).And he has super cool ass sideburns!!OMAOMA!!She said that her son was born with it. That is so cool. I want some too!!!Now somebody get me a pair of scissors and some

2006-03-10T02:50:00.002-08:00

Stupid Kelly. Stupid Samuel.

2006-03-10T02:50:00.001-08:00

Kelly Poop and some chinese Dj guy. Gross.

2006-03-10T02:50:00.000-08:00

Ya Kelly Poop came to our school and our principle was wearing some damn ugly dress.

2006-03-10T02:49:00.002-08:00

I have no idea why Samuel posted this picture. Sylvester sucks anyways. So does Taufik.i-tea blows.

2006-03-10T02:49:00.001-08:00

I have no idea why Samuel posted this picture. Taufik sucks anyways. So does Sylvester.i-tea blows.

2006-03-10T02:49:00.000-08:00

More ugly camel toe.

2006-03-09T06:46:00.000-08:00

The girl sitting in front of us in maths lecture has this super ass humongous doll hanging on her bag. Samuel likes it a lot. He almost stole it, but I talked him out of it :)

2006-03-09T04:18:00.000-08:00

There is this super hot ass girl in sr. OMFA!! Too bad her primary language for communication is chinese :( Ya and Samuel took a sneak shot of her. BAD BOY!! Some guy named MCKING. Whatever makes you happy Samuel.

2006-03-09T04:01:00.000-08:00

Do you know this guy? If you don't, then shame on you. This is I-Dec. The richest guy on the face of this planet. He is even richer than Bill Gates. You know Bill Gates? Ya that super ass rich guy. If Bill Gates was worth $1, I-Dec would be worth $∞. Just to give a modest comparison.Wait theres more. I-Dec is not only rich. He is rich, and BIG!!I-Dec's favourite phrases:I'm rich and big!Ya I'm

2006-02-24T06:02:00.000-08:00

Whoa check this out!!http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3688185030664621355&q=Isuzu+GeminiThis is like the best advertisement I've ever seen ever!!Now somebody buy me a Isuzu Gemini!!http://www.recordtrax.com/videos/wmvhi.htmAND HERES A CORRINNE MAY VIDEO ARGH!!!!CORRINNE MAY ROCKS MY CARAMEL SOCKS!! SHE IS LIKE SO SUPER ASS TALENTED!!SHE STUDIED AT RGS, RJC, AND HAS A DEGREE IN MASS

2006-02-17T08:10:00.000-08:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060217/ap_on_re_mi_ea/prophet_drawingsPlease don't make me say that muslims are idiots.I'm sure after all the terrorist shit going on, they would know that they are in a really sticky situation. But they still go on doing shit over a cartoon. Omfa what a bunch of idiots. Its just a bloody cartoon. Get over it already. People make fun of Jesus everyday and do you see

2006-02-14T07:57:00.000-08:00

OMFA OMFA OMFA OMFA!!!!ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!EVERYONE WORSHIP ME!!ITS MY BIRTHDAY SO I AM KING!!!I can download all the movies and music I want, consume all the illegal drugs I can get my hands on, watch all the naughty videos on the internet, and have sex with random strangers on Orchard Road and NO ONE CAN STOP ME BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM KING!!!*everyone bows down and worships me*But of

2006-02-11T18:04:00.000-08:00

NO FREAKING WAY!!!!!SCARY MOVIE 4 IS COMING OUT SOON!!!NOW WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCARY MOVIE 1, 2, 3 ARE LIKE ONLY THE 3 BEST MOVIES EVER PRODUCED EVER EVER EVER!!I'M SO GONNA WATCH IT!!! YAAY!!!http://www.scarymovie.com/WaTaShI MuAkZz ScArY MoViExXx WoRxxXXx KaWaIiE NeHxXxXJAPSTER PINKSTER GER GER!!!

2006-02-11T09:28:00.000-08:00

I'm so bored.I think X Japan is like the greatest band ever.The monkeys will eat you.`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./See told you I'm bored.Anyways, I can't seem to enter my cousin's blog(read previous post). Everytime I try to access that thing's blog, the window will hang and close. It's blog's stupidity is too great for my computer to handle. My computer is too smart. It has a

2006-02-07T22:57:00.000-08:00

I'm so gonnna fail common test. But then I'll ace the end years and get the good progress award!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!Lets see, I got one in P6, one in sec 4 and one in J2.Ok I haven gotten the J2 one yet, but its as good as mine. MUAHAHAHHAA!!Anyways, yesterday while I was on the way home, this indian f-you-cker was smoking on the bus!! So f-you-cking inconsiderate. Only me, this other

2006-02-03T05:57:00.000-08:00

It happened again :(The cursed guitar string. I have replaced it two times already and it broke again :(:(:(:(Ya I know I'm supposed to replace all the strings when one breaks but I'm too lazy. Now I will have to use my dad's guitar. But the strings are so much more difficult to press compared to Arj's guitar :(:(Poor me. SoBz S0BzZ.And check out these vidoes of the same loser.http://

2006-02-02T06:43:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=gSOokBlw3jY&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//static09.youtube.com/get_still.php%3Fvideo_id%3DgSOokBlw3jYSammy Dee Oh Ooh La La Cotta Stonage begged me to post this video link on my blog. I haven't watched the whole video yet, but the main story is about two gangster wannabes going around having sex with as many stray animals they can find. And gangsters are losers. If the

2006-01-29T08:36:00.000-08:00

F-you-ck blogger. F-you-ck f-you-ck f-you-ck blogger. F-you-ck.I was uploading photos halfway when the f-you-cking window hanged on me and now I mustf-you-cking type and upload all the photos in this entry again. Screw you bitches!!Last Friday was Linda's birthday celebration cum project work group outing!! We ate at Sakae Sushi then we had a really delicious tiramisu cake from marche then we

2006-01-09T02:45:00.000-08:00

Someone please buy me tickets to watch Franz Ferdinand :(:(:(I'M GONNA BURN THIS CITY!!!

2005-12-26T07:29:00.000-08:00

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/44026/all_the_guitar_tricks_possible/I hate this video. Sure he can play well, but he is super fugly. Michael Angelo Batio and Eddie Van Halen can pull it off and look cool. This guy's face/shape/colour makes him look like wannabe even though he is really good. And at around 2 minutes into the video, he tries to pull a Justin King.Disgusting. Justin King is so cool.

2005-12-26T04:00:00.000-08:00

Spent christmas eve in town with pros, kh and ly.. It was so bloody crowded but it was damn ass fun. We went around spraying people with the snow spray thing. And the entire place was littered with empty spray cans. Poor cleaners. Anyways at around 10 plus 11pm me and pros were outside Wisma. Wisma was closed but there were people locked in. No idea how that happened. Then there was this "ah beng

2005-12-19T09:06:00.000-08:00

I think I use the word "bitch" too casually. I use it on everyone and for everything.Gotta limit my usage of that word.Anyways there is this damn cool ass shop called Front Row.www.frontrowsingapore.comIts along Ann Siang Street/Club Street.Excellent service and they sell really nice stuff. Andrew bought a Kim Jones X Umbro top there.Only 2 pieces were ever brought into Singapore so its like

2005-12-08T11:12:00.000-08:00

OMFA LEVAN WEE!!!And I'm smiling like an idiot.Jam thinks he is a "KaWaiiE NeHxX JaP GeR GeR".Anyways speaking of Jam, his sister is a f-you-cking bitch. He told me that his bitch sister threw his ipod video(less than one month old) on the floor just because her handphone(prolly half the price of Jam's ipod) slid off her pillow and on to the floor! What the f-you-ck?! Jam said he needed to take

2005-12-05T00:04:00.000-08:00

http://www.youstupidprick.com/articles/vannguyen.phpMy favourite article of the minute.VAN NGUYEN IS A STUPID PRICK. HE SMUGGLED F-YOU-CKING HEROINE, WHY THE F-YOU-CK SHOULD A CONVICTED HEROINE SMUGGLER BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE HE WAS AUSTRLIAN? I WISH THEY’D F-YOU-CKING HANG HEROINE SMUGGLERS IN AUSTRALIA AS WELL. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE SOCIAL AND MONETARY COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH

2005-12-03T09:21:00.000-08:00

Putfile Says Goodbye To SingaporeAt dawn on December 2nd 2005, Singapore hanged a citizen of Australia, despite a plea for clemency from the United Nations. Whilst Putfile is not a human rights campaigning organization, we believe that if a country must have the death penalty, there is no need for it be barbaric. It is enough of a punishment, and a deterrent, to take someone's life in a painless

2005-11-10T05:03:00.000-08:00

12th November, 2005.SaturdaySolo exhibition - THE BLACK MUSEUMA SELECT BODY OF WORK & FILMOpening reception begins at 4pm.Surrender14 Scotts Road#03-06 Far East PlazaSingapore 228213T 6733 2130THE DIPTYCH EXHIBITION18th NOV 2005 (FRI) - 25th NOV 2005 (FRI)THE LAUNCH PARTYDate: 18 Nov 2005Venue: White Room37 Haji Lane, Singapore 189 230Time: 7pm - 11pmEXHIBITION DETAILSDate: 19 Nov - 25 Nov

2005-10-29T08:10:00.000-07:00

Justin King is undeniably the best/most talented guitarist ever.Mark Tremonti < Eddie Van Halen < Michael Angelo Batio < Justin KingBut Mark Tremonti is still the coolest.GIMME YOR SKILLS!!!

2005-10-23T23:53:00.000-07:00

What the f-you-ck.There is this superbly fugly guy in my pw group.He is so damn fugly and irresponsible.To think that he bad mouthed me for not contributing to pw.F-you-cking idiot.He did not do his part for the op. Instead, Steph and Linda had to do it for him. What a useless pussy.Linda and Steph says"Irresponsible jerk!!".I agree.And he did his op template in such a fugly colour.USELESS

2005-10-12T20:34:00.000-07:00

Why do Indians smell so bad? I'm not being racist, its just that the odour they emit is so overwhelming. Is it natural? Do all Indians smell like that once they are born?Yesterday I was on the bus when three Indian boys boarded. Two of them sat in front of me and one of them sat beside me. The stench was so OMFGWTFLOL!! Its was so Indianish. It stank like a pile of dead skunks(not that I've

2005-10-09T03:33:00.000-07:00

I hate terrorists. What the f-you-ck is wrong with them?Bombing innocent and unarmed people is honourable?Suicide bombing an honourable death?They are doing it for their "god"?What type of f-you-cked up god gets satisfaction from killing innocent people?Well its probably a f-you-cked up god with f-you-cked up followers.And not only do they kill the ang mohs, they kill their own people too.What

2005-10-09T03:15:00.000-07:00

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFDAWN YEO WAS AT CHURCH TODAY!!OMG!!!!DAWN YEO!!!LIKE THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER!!!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGAND WE MADE EYE CONTACT!!TWICE!!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGMY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!AND SHE PROBABLY THINKS I'M A PSYCHO FOR STARING AT HER!!!WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFAND THERE WAS A PORSCHE IN CHURCH TODAY!

2005-09-27T09:11:00.000-07:00

The most incredible thing happened to me last night!!I CHATTED WITH LEVAN WEE(LEAD SINGER FROM RONIN) ON MSN!!!OMGOSH!!!THIS IS SO IMPOSSIBLE!!Its like chatting with a superstar!!WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!Thanks Grace for hooking me up!!And to the person in the previous entry, is it possible to salvage the friendship?I'M A REGULAR PSYCHO RUNNING ON MOJO!!!

2005-09-24T22:21:00.000-07:00

What happened to the old you?How can anyone change so much?You are so different now. I miss the old days in school where you cracked funny jokes and did crappy stuff.And now, for almost no apparent reason(at least I can't think of any), you want to be my greatest enemy.I miss the friendship we used to share. Studying at thomson plaza with you and Nicholas was so much fun. Cycling and talking to

2005-09-24T04:31:00.000-07:00

someone: What brand is your t shirt?Me: Sabotage.someone: Chey, $30 only what.WTF? Only a hundred of these tees were ever produced. Look at the price tag please. And I doubt you would ever be able to buy any sbtg tee from a shop for $30.The rainbow as seen from my balcony.SABOTAGE ROYALEFAM® PRELUDE

2005-09-11T04:26:00.000-07:00

Its September 11 today and there is no anniversary? No memorial service? No nothing?Poor shits.Because of project superstar, I hate blind people.I HATE PROJECT SUPERSTAR AND I HATE BLIND PEOPLE!!That blind ass which won could not sing, he was ugly, he was blind, and HE WAS NOT IN UNIVERSITY!!But all the other contestants suck a lot of caramel socks anyways. I hate all of them.And the fugly pics

2005-08-29T03:22:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FINALLY GOT A PAIR OF PYTHON TRAINERS!!!!!ITS SOO SUPER NICE!!!Initially I was planning to get a pair of airmax 90s, but due to some unforseen circumstances, I decided to get the trainers!!Its so so so so so so so super nice!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And I bought it for like only $100.Thanks Andrew for helping me!!!!Now I'm gonna get a

2005-08-15T07:18:00.000-07:00

I love this blog http://www.thethirdholocaust.blogspot.com/Its so super damn funny!!!I love his theory on how the Malays evolved. Its so funny(but not true, duh)So I'm gonna paste his theory on my blog.This entry has no intention of promoting racisim(racial harmony rocks!!). Please do not read on if you are sensitive to these type of stuff or you are the police. If you insist on reading on, just

2005-08-11T04:30:00.000-07:00

I'M SO SORRY DOOD BEECH!!!I ACCIDENTALLY TRICKED DOOD BEECH!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Like Andrew's friend was selling off all his cool ass shoes at super cheap prices.And this shoe,some Adidas Underworld thing was going at $100. But Dood Beech and Pen said that it could fetch up to $300. So it was like too good to be true. Then Dood Beech decided to buy it.But guess what?ANDREW MADE A MISTAKE AND

2005-08-10T05:54:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY ANDREW!!!A CAKE FOR YOU!!!PROJECT SUPERSTAR BLOWS!!!ALL THE GUYS IN THAT SHOW ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF F-YOU-CKTARDS!! ANYONE THAT LIKES AND SUPPORTS ANYONE IN THAT SCREWED UP F-YOU-CKED UP SHOW DESERVES DEATH!!I can't wait for Ronin's debut album to be released!!!WWW.THETHIRDHOLOCAUST.BLOGSPOT.COM ROCKS MY CARAMEL SOCKS!!!

2005-08-09T19:11:00.000-07:00

I'm so jealous. I wanna be Mark Tremonti, Justin King, Michael Angelo Batio, Slash, Eddie Van Halen. No I just want their skills. They are so pro. I'll never be able to reach even 1/100 of their skills.And Larrivee guitars are so cool!!Especially the inlays for the headstock!!Its VVVVVVV nice!!http://www.larrivee.com/data/products/inlays/olderinlays.htmBuy for me please!!The cheapest one is 1k+++

2005-08-09T02:46:00.000-07:00

Pictures of Electrico performing at Orchard Green!!We took pics with the band!!! And my hair sucks!!AMANDA LING!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!AUTOGRAPHS!!!AHHH!!!Lb acting retarded. Roslyn being her usual self.Zac and his super cool ass hair!!Ronin!! Another rock ass local band!!Ya I know the picture quality is horrible. Don't bitch.I NEED TO STUDY!!!

2005-08-09T02:12:00.000-07:00

If you type f-you-ck, f-you-cked, f-you-cking, f-you-cker into yahoo!, my blog is the first link to come out!! And if you type "Germain Heng" (which is equivalent to dumb ass), my blog is the first link to come out too!!! I rock so much caramel socks!!!And I realized that no one in church, except Sarah has linked me!! BUT, NO ONE IN LIGHTHOUSE HAS LINKED GERMAIN HENG!! AT LEAST I HAVE SARAH!!I

2005-08-07T00:53:00.000-07:00

Not another f-you-cked up "talent" show. The last time bullshit like this(Singapore Idol)was aired, I fell into a seven year coma and when I woke up my best friend stole my girlfriend and I captured her and tied her to a chair and started insanely twistedy throwing gas cans all over the room.Project Superstar is BULLSHIT!! Who wants to watch bull crap like this? They should show more quality

2005-08-05T03:17:00.000-07:00

I still think Germain Heng blows ass. Just thinking about the incident during the easter retreat f-you-cks up my mood. Just seeing him at lighthouse f-you-cks up the whole day.Why the hell does he still go to lighthouse anyways?He is over the age limit, he is not a mentor, he is not a helper, soWHY THE F-YOU-CK DO I STILL SEE HIM THERE EVERY WEEK?!?!?!Can't he just f-you-cking grow up? Join the

2005-08-02T06:20:00.000-07:00

I think Criss Angel is a fraud. I don't see what is so magical about his tricks. I could do them too.THOSE ASSHOLES AT COMPUTER CLUB ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!

2005-08-01T06:53:00.000-07:00

I hate my teacher. She is such a F-YOU-CKING BITCH!!!!!I HOPE SHE DIES!!!!But she has a daughter, so being the nice and loving me, I'll just let her off with QUITING HER F-YOU-CKING JOB WHICH SHE IS NOT DOING VERY WELL WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!I have never done anything to inconvienience her. I have never disrupted lessons. I do my tutorials. I have never skipped lessons or been late for

2005-07-23T09:27:00.000-07:00

Remember to forget.Forget to remember.THE GRETSCH WHITE FALCON IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

2005-07-18T03:55:00.000-07:00

Waiting for Lost to air on thursdays 10pm on channel 5 gives meaning to my life.In the past, Desprate Housewives gave me the strength to live through the week. But after I downloaded it, I did not have anymore reason to live.NOW THERE IS LOST!!!GIVE MEANING TO MY LIFE!!!

2005-07-17T09:27:00.000-07:00

Went to Baybeats at the Esplanade to see Electrico perform.After two concerts, they finally played runaway. The atmosphere was electric. The people were screaming and shouting and jumping.And the music was superbly loud. It was so fun.But there was some drunk freak standing next to me. He was like imitating The guitarist and "playing" an imaginary guitar. And he almost fell like 3 times. It was

2005-07-16T10:07:00.000-07:00

Let the bad colour not be seen, it attracts them.Heed the warning bell, for they are coming.You tell me that you love life.Then find another way to kill life.Paris Hilton's exboyfriend sold their porn video for 7 million when Paris broke up with him. Now he lives in some posh house in Beverly Hills and probably drives some snazzy sports car.If he had not sold the video, would Paris be where she

2005-07-15T08:37:00.000-07:00

Just show your true self.There is no need to hide.There is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, it should be something you are proud of.There is no need to fabricate fairytales to pacify or give false hope to others.Its getting really tiring listening to the same old story over and over again.If thats the way it is, let it be.Don't lie. We know the truth. And you probably know that we know.So

2005-07-14T08:58:00.000-07:00

Another reason for Singaporeans to be proud. There is Corrinne May.She should write and sing the next national anthem. If not, make runaway by Electrico the next national anthem. Then maybe people will start singing along and the teachers will stop bitching about students no singing the national anthem.Corrinne has such a rock ass voice. Reminds me a little of Amy Lee from Evanescence. Amy Lee

2005-07-10T06:37:00.000-07:00

I saw a really cool ass Supreme t shirt today at The Gallery.The golden light was shining on it. But it costs $109.The price is just too insane. Someone buy it for me please!The design is damn cool. Its like someone used paint and splashed out a figure of a person on the front of the tee. I want it very badly.But if I wear it, Dood Beech will think I'm a shithead for wearing an underground label

2005-07-09T09:09:00.000-07:00

Check out this f-you-ck ass retarded bloghttp://angellic-demonnic-gerr.blogspot.com/Its so bloody f-you-cking retarded. Its a disgrace to humanity. No wonder aliens wanna kill us.After seeing this shit f-you-ck blog, even I wanna kill us.I hope the bitch owner of this blog dies. Its so f-you-cking retarded. I hate it so much. I wanna kill that bitch.DIE BITCH DIE!!!

2005-07-09T08:19:00.000-07:00

F-you-ck the assholes who wrote the storyline for xXx 2.They f-you-cking killed off Vin Diesel and replaced him with a black piss of shit who is supposed to have more "attitude" and is more "bad ass" than Vin Diesel. What the hell were they thinking? Killing off Vin Diesel. Shit. Vin Diesel is the most bad ass agent they will ever get.I hate that black ass. He was trying so hard to fake up a "I'm

2005-07-08T03:12:00.000-07:00

I hate those assholes bombing London. Why the f-you-ck does anyone wanna bomb London?Yeah they won the olympic thing.Big deal.They won it, so just live with it you bitches.Even if the bombings did not have to do with the olympics,(if the bombings were related to the olympics, Paris would probably be the first suspect) why bomb London? I doubt they have made an enemy out of anyone. I seldom see

2005-07-07T05:00:00.000-07:00

I think Jason Mraz is spamming me. I signed up for his mailing list and he sends me at least 3 mails every week.JACKIE!!!

2005-07-02T10:10:00.000-07:00

I watched War Of The Worlds yesterday. It rocked so much ass.Its like 2 hours of humans dying and mass destruction and the aliens owning!!ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE MOMENT!!!I LOVE THE MASS DESTRUCTION!!BUILDINGS GETTING TORN APART!!!CARS FLYING!!!HUMANS EXPLODING!!!I LOVE IT!!!!IT WAS SO BLOODY EXCITING!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!But one shitty thing about this movie is that

2005-06-30T06:40:00.000-07:00

I designed my own Giordano t shirt!!From this:to this,to this,and finally this!!!EVERYONE wants to own the Giordano tee I designed.Everyone.Original picture taken from:http://www.baybeats.net/GIORDANO!!!

2005-06-30T01:47:00.000-07:00

If I was king of the world, the world would be soo cool ass.The national anthem will change according to my favourite song of the moment.No one will be allowed to listen to chinese or techno music.I will ban basketball and the wearing of basketball shorts because those assholes who wear basketball shorts look so stupid and it pisses me off.No smoking is allowed on earth. All current smokers have

2005-06-26T01:05:00.000-07:00

Exams are here. Shit.忍者!!!

2005-06-23T09:39:00.000-07:00

What the f-you-ck is wrong with the Singaporean teens nowadays?I was reading www.retardpatrol.blogspot.com (its a super cool ass blog. I wonder why people read xia xue's blog when we have retard patrol around.) and I realised that there are a large number of spastic and retarded teens out there. All of them type like tHiS. iT iSh sHoo sHuPeR DiShGaRsTiN LoRxX. cAn eUU iMaGiNe SoMe aSsHoLe tYpiNg

2005-06-20T01:31:00.000-07:00

I hope Sylvester Sim and Taufik dies.I hope all their fans die too. Especially the si gang.Its so stupid.PLEASE DIE!!!

2005-06-19T09:41:00.000-07:00

I would'nt be that unlucky. Or rather, I would'nt be that lucky.So if something unlucky happens to you, you are lucky.And if you are lucky, it means that something unlucky happened.Makes sense?LUCKY OR UNLUCKY?

2005-06-19T08:32:00.000-07:00

Ok something so sick ass happened. I stumbled across someone's friendster account. I will not disclose his identity. If you really wanna know who it is very badly, message me on MSN.Anyways, his friendster account was sooo sick ass. I almost puked my subway sandwich and macadamia nut cookie on to my keyboard.When you look at his photos, all the pictures are so gross ass and the captions are so

2005-06-18T11:16:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI SAW ELECTRICO LIVE AT ORCHARD GREEN!!AND I TOOK PHOTOS WITH ALL THE BAND MEMBERS!!!!AND I GOT ALL THEIR AUTOGRAPHS!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG OMG

2005-06-16T11:02:00.000-07:00

Ok you idiots at Gundam Seed Destiny are lucky.Apparently, Kira didn't die. In fact, Kira comes back in an even cooler gundam. The only reason Kira lost was because he underestimated Shinn and he did not wanna kill the pilot. I sound like I'm in denial.I hope Shinn dies a really lame death. Like he slipped and banged his head on a pillow and just dies. Or he dies from breathing in rotting fish.

2005-06-16T10:36:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE F-YOU-CK IS F-YOU-CKING WRONG WITH THE F-YOU-CKERS WHO WROTE THE F-YOU-CKING STORYLINE OF F-YOU-CKING GUNDAM F-YOU-CKING SEEDF-YOU-CKING DESTINY F-YOU-CKING????F-YOU-CK!!!F-YOU-CK!!!F-YOU-CK!!!F-YOU-CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!I'M SO F-YOU-CKING PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANNA KILL THE F-YOU-CKERS WHO WROTE THE BLOODY MOTHER F-YOU-CKING STORYLINE!!!!!